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Lies Demotivational Poster


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you shitbird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good photo!

THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...

TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Me

vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions

COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.

TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor



TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.

JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.

TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so damn funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!

IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!

I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...

TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and butt lube....5L


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman

HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.

TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both sexes
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...

TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm

EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness

TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
[email protected] - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to titty-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by mariand

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.

TAGS: wishes butterflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!

ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.

FLY PORN - Oh yeah, say it, say it!! CALL ME LORD OF THE FLIES!!! SAY IT!!!

LIES - Chuck Norris can kill both just by thinking of them

TAGS: batman ironman chuck norris lol rofl lies
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Limeman2

WRONG - January 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
Jubilee Would Kill All Of Them


TAGS: lies truth hurt revenge cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Neener - October 25, 2010, 1:13 am
5 prozacs


BULLIES - Some are born that way.


TAGS: bad dog lies humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 5:21 pm

I love both species; I really do. I just made the considered decision on the demise of our last cat that I was through scooping cat boxes. FOREVER. We have two 'children' dogs~~and yes~~one of them did poop in the hall and eat a hole in my carpet. & lives
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm
*Not you? I wish I could delete my comment.
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm
No you?
GaryO - September 9, 2013, 8:25 am
Heh, cats…..so maligned…so deservedly maligned. Good doggy. Who’s good boy.


TAGS: hurricane supplies
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:06 pm
HAHA! That was a good laugh. 5 raised glasses.
ughomer - October 29, 2012, 6:17 pm
Good timing ~ 5L


TAGS: truth harsh cheater lies wsc
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Nice one, Cleveland.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Post to Moti-twist also
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
mariand - August 5, 2011, 6:09 pm
I think is very true!
WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 5:53 pm
Thanks, the first lines just something ive always said!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 5:47 pm




ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L

TORQUE - It comes in small packages

TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.

PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !

TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by MFS

jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.

METH LAB EXPLOSIONS - Providing hillbillie population control since the mid 90s

TAGS: meth hillbillies
Rating: 2.27/5

ALLIES - The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies - Murphy War Law


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of photo! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm


phobias -

Yours, Mine & Ours -

TAGS: truth lies riot anarchy ferguson
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.

FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born

TAGS: follies birthday
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Aggy would remember oranges too, but would have been on the highway or in the trees.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 12:50 am

great one feas....total gold
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Hey!!...I made a funny! Thanks guys!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You did it! 5Poodles The oranges make me laugh
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:33 am
nice. 5l's
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:25 am
Well played.

WHENEVER YOU NEED ME - I'll be busy at work

TAGS: men man troubles lies love
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Meezinha

Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:25 am
The reverse of this would be, whenever I need her, she'll decide that she needs me more. Therefore, anything I want is selfish.
Derek - January 22, 2010, 1:45 am
Edvard Munch?


TAGS: truelies cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - October 15, 2010, 12:22 am


the inside -

Loopholes -

TAGS: siblings fights bullies exceptions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:52 pm
Well an understanding thank you from an oldest sister.
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:59 pm
My younger sister never understood it was just the natural law of first born, first dibs. 5 big brotherly Ls.

East Is The New West -

T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth

TAGS: lying lies truth
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am
Nicely done 5L.

Back to School -

AIRMAN - I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.



TAGS: true lies
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Kung-Fu Devil - January 17, 2011, 1:34 pm
Practice makes perfect, but too much practice is pointless. I think it's time she tests it out properly, and I am willing to help.

BACK TO SCHOOL - Lessee. . .paper, notebook, pens, condoms, protractor, compass. . . Yeah. . .I think I'm covered.

FAMOUS - It doesn't equal pretty!

TAGS: ugliest famous chick that people inexplicably think is hot
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:43 am
"Neigh!!" 5 wins by a nose
Cloudchaser - November 29, 2009, 8:11 am
By what definition is she ugly? Difficulty, nothing opinion based or otherwise arbitrary.
Arkot - November 29, 2009, 7:12 am
in the words of Jeremy Clarkson "She looks like a boiled horse"



TAGS: lies jobs
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - January 8, 2011, 9:14 pm
I didn't think this was my funniest submission but it is the first one I got approved.
deerbag - January 8, 2011, 7:17 am
great photo
Claire - January 8, 2011, 12:59 am
Funny. Could be better with a little more depth to it.

COWBOYS AND ALIENS - You have been watching too much Deadliest Warrior.

GREAT LIES - Our Weather Girl forecast 2-4 inches... Something tells me there will be no pleasing this woman.....

TAGS: snow lies winter
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by boatoaf

pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:07 pm
too late, you won't be getting that back anytime soon
Hawamleh - February 26, 2011, 5:14 pm
leave now, before it sucks in your soul.
boatoaf - February 26, 2011, 2:40 pm
and thank you for your input!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:14 pm
nice first poster - welcome to the crazy world


TAGS: bullies teens revenge parents poetry
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 4, 2012, 12:57 am
Guns don't kill kids, parents that can't be bothered to be parents do. hanks for the comments.
SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:38 pm
Childhood innocence should be preserved as long as possible. The kid's dad should have found out where the bullies lived and shot them himself.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
Maybe dad should have bought a trigger-lock.

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.

TIME'S FUNNY - When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and the next thing you're 50 and your childhood fits into a rusty little box


TAGS: one is the loneliest number that you ll ever do
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:24 am

he is so lame he probably could not ever get it up for himself
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 11:21 am
Erecrottod self help book


TAGS: flies
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by culos

FLIES - If you ever wondered where they go during the Winter, they are on holiday.


BUTTERFLIES - I wonder how They taste!!

TAGS: butterflies
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by barry forton

agdaniele - January 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
I'm guessing this butterfly tastes like someone from Cocoon.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
To quote Chris Rock: "A butterfly tatto on your pussy? The pussy speaks for itself; it doesn't need any help!"

WHAT!? -

TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that


CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX - Only the Mainstream Media, extreme left and the scarecrow still support this scam. Sadly, they all suffer from the same condition.

TAGS: funny humor global warming lies oz
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 21, 2012, 2:53 am
Here's a good site for you to review. http://climatechangefacts.info/ v/r,
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 8:00 am
how do we explain to them that we couldve stopped all the bullshit from climate change, but we didnt? will they look at us the same way we saw the architects of the cold war? but the bombs never did drop. future generations may see us as worse...
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:57 am
2 of the factors are cosmic radiation, which affects cloud formation, and is out of our control. and carbon dioxide, which is something we CAN control. if we choose. if we do not, how can we explain to future generations that we LET it happen?
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:51 am
the fact that the sun has the largest effect is obvious. but the fluctuations in the output of the sun are not directly related to the temperatures on earth a comparison of solar output to temperature indicates that other factors are at play
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:26 pm
and we should be good stewards of the resources and respect nature. However, we shouldn't believe people who have hidden and distorted facts about the causes of a natural cycle for their own wealth and power.
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:23 pm
Not exactly. I think we should acknowledge that the sun has had the biggest impact on our environment throughout the existence of Earth and that the planet has always gone through warming and cooling cycles. People certainly have impact on the planet...
TerrorAustralis - January 5, 2012, 8:11 am
so basically, you're an advocate of "we're fucked anyway, lets die having fun!" because if the sun is cooking us, we are completely and utterly fucked. we need to build spaceships and leave if the sun is going bad on us. whos going to pay for the ships?
fred - December 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
We have still on a solar minimum. What retarded scam are you going to tell us about next? How we never went to the moon perhaps?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:05 am
The biggest factor appears to be that bright yellow thing in the sky during the days, not us. Our impact is much less significant than these scam artists would have you believe.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:03 am
some of the same "scientists" claimed we were heading for an Ice Age and we needed to take action to warm the globe. Then global warming, now climate change. Here's truth (from climatologists) the Earth's climate has always and will continue to change.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:02 am
Derek, political alarmists and scientists who invested in carbon credits don't have any integrity left on this topic. It's "settled science" that they cooked the books and suppressed conflicting info instead of incorporating it into the data. In the 70s
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:44 pm
*territory whoops
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:43 pm
personally, i enjoy global warming. Normally it has gotten to the "ITS FUCKING COLD" terrotory up here. Tomorrow they say its going to be 60. Yay global warming keep up the good work
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Would that condition be Rectal Hypoxia? 5 Gaseous Lions!
mejes - December 2, 2009, 2:15 am
See I liked Crichton's State of Fear, it does use science and explains all the so called specialists. Makes me sad though, I love science, I hate to see it bastardized just like religion was, by people who want power.
Derek - December 2, 2009, 2:11 am
Let's ignore the specialists. We know better because... because.. we're more comfortable burning the last of the oil and coal.


TWO-FLIES - Buttsecks!


FAKED - Ah Photoshop, making good ol' American lies for the Republican party since they turned evil. Nice ones, too.

TAGS: fake faked lie lies phot photoshop photoshopped sarah palin republican republicans gun guns rifle rifles bikini american flag america red white and blue
Rating: 2.03/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Die - April 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
that wasn't even done with malicious intent. it was as a joke with the 'shopper's coworkers. I read the interview, why don't you? http://www.jmg-galleries.com/blog/2008/09/11/an-interview-with-the-creator-of-the-sarah-palin-bikini-gun-photo/
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:42 am
Hey! Who photo shopped this girl onto Sarah Palin? And is that guy really drinking Schlitz? I didn't think they made that stuff anymore.
Jhvh - January 23, 2009, 11:38 am
it's just a BB gun...
Anon - December 31, 2008, 5:08 pm
If you lived in the south, you would see that there's nothing fake about this picture.
Asa - November 12, 2008, 12:24 pm
AMBUGATON!!!! (btw, you're lying to yourself if you wouldn'd bed that chick... hit it doggy style if you don't like the face)
Merlin - October 14, 2008, 12:55 pm
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:43 am
Night and Day, you are the one (it's never too late to act silly in comments sections like this) Pump up the jam,Pump it up,While your feet are stompin',And the jam is pumpin', Look at here the crowd is jumpin', Pump it up a little more
TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:13 pm
Who lives in a pineapple under the (shit...im so late with this)goofy goober
Fletch - September 17, 2008, 3:56 am
In West Phili... (I won't go there.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:14 am
Orange and lemon, raincoats roll and tumble, together, just like fruit tipped from a tray(yes, it was the Smiths)Naughty girls need love too...
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:10 am
Hey jude, dont be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. (if doing that, you should pick song that tend to "hang around" in your brain for hours). So ferry 'cross the mersey...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:45 am
(The Smiths?)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 12:33 am
Everybody wang chung tonight! ( I would make a similar stylistic choice, but I have a feeling I'd pick the wrong band) Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate...
Sean - September 4, 2008, 11:39 pm
I appreciate your input. (Incidentally, I now only communicate outside parenthesis through the use of Bloodhoung Gang lyrics. I suspect that for the first little while, at least, I am going to be using a lot of parenthesis.)
Debbie Downer - September 4, 2008, 8:54 pm
Sarah Palin's face is MUCH better than this one's. Ugh.

JIM CARRY - possibly the craziest man on earth.... besides Charlie Sheen.

ALIENS - They are from Venus

The Best Democracy Money Can Buy -

TAGS: democracy money greed america lies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 1:03 am
:) :)
Reality Lord - March 25, 2014, 4:00 pm

excellent series.


TAGS: october calendar one is the loneliest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Ain’t it the truth…then discovering the perforation on the back after slitting the wires on the headset with an exacto blade.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:35 am
Those Packages Are Something Else I Don't Know How Many Times I Cut My Hands !

That's Classified -

nope... -

bird bullies -

disbelief -


TAGS: democracy bull lies cans hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:23 pm
They censored swal*ow
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:22 pm
I only rattle when I swallow the can

A Little Piece Of Heaven -

TAGS: bacon heaven price lies
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:38 am
Maybe the decimal is in the wrong place...teehee
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best damn bacon in the world!
MissPriss - June 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
Expensive for a pound of bacon...pretty reasonable for getting in on a ground level deal for heaven.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2013, 11:20 am

whoa...no ones says anything about the price of bacon?

Truth -


family secrets -

TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

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chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)

Snore Stopper -

crows -

TAGS: as the crow flies
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:02 pm
I like the Photo


TAGS: transparent lies pretence face time
Rating: 4.69/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
Thanks :) . . . I guess playing around with Paint gets cool things done! Anyways, if Mr M does change the background colour. . . well this poster is screwed!
forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:20 am
great idea, Rick! And Mr.M isn't allowed to change the site any more... ;)
GaryO - February 17, 2012, 4:43 pm
WOW Rick, that seem to go deeper than this ol’ shallow mind. I do know this, though; we are all natural born liars, to ourselves. Those lies are sometimes never transparent, however……. 5 for the composition

BUG ME VALENTINE - Generating even more bugs!

MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!

IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH - You will see that every victory turns into a defeat

TAGS: too high hopes are lies
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sho - June 6, 2011, 1:38 pm
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:34 pm

yup...n1 sho
crankyhead - June 5, 2011, 2:41 pm


Prince of Darkness -

L•Y•I•N•G - Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

COSTUME PARTIES - A place to express the real you while leaving yourself an out when confronted.

CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!

TAGS: here lies crapo
Rating: 3.56/5

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